you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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