You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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