Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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