..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Porn is love you can see.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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