I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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