Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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