dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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