Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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