She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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