Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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