All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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