think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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