he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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