as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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