I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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