shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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