Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize