There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
