i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wish i was in the wii world.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize