Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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