what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Farmville is her only friend.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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