The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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