we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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