it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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