Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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