What a fucking waste of an outfit
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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