What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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