are you still at the devil's house?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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