I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Randomize
