Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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