fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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