i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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