I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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