He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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