My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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