he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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