2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I skipped work to stalk him.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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