All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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