people are starting to question the shark bite story
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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