the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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