Duck Duck Cougar?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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