You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Pants are for mortals
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