no. you can't hotbox the world.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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