i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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