sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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