i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
