: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me