yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
sex in a hospital.. check
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?