yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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