There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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