is this the sara with the beer cane?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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