So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Holy sore nipples Batman
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