another moral hangover. fuck.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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