Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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