i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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